Daisies and Hope

thenowhereprince:

I like to pretend I don’t need affection but let’s be real here please come make out with me

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

crucifiedpotato:

faultlessnesscatastrophe:

catp0rn:

catseverywhere:

The deadly banana peel claims another victim. 

WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN GO OMG?

Paranormal Activity: CATS

Don’t you mean cativity

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

mahramore:


shots fired

mahramore:

shots fired

lasagna-delrey:

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kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

madararisa:

aph-peter-kirkland:

So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.

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Look how colorful this one is

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This one is so pretty

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LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS

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THIS ONE IS SO FAT

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Emus are so weird I love them 

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Kiwi birds are adorable 

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IT’S FLUFFY

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This one looks angry

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Majestic as fuck

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Just, BIRDS! 

The lack of potoo made me sad, so here:

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godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one
I wondered what it could possibly be about

I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL

godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one

I wondered what it could possibly be about

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I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL