Daisies and Hope

biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

inbetweenfictionandreality:

dukeofbookingham:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

The problem with rereading books is that you either fall in love with the book again, OR you completely hate it and wonder what you saw in it the first time around. 

It’s basically like hooking up with your ex.

That is the best response I’ve seen!

ratchetmessreturns:

HALL OF COST

ratchetmessreturns:

HALL OF COST

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt
kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

crydaisy:

this is important to me

crydaisy:

this is important to me